Check it out, you ding-dongs.
Someone on Reddit came up with the best $20 bet of the week. Their friend was happy to oblige. Behold: a Nike+ run penis.
I was intending to make a bunch of penis-related puns here but couldn't think of any, so maybe I'll just wang it.
Hey, we're just reporting the news here. Don't get testes.
At first glans, that looks like a pretty accurate representation.
(The runner also promised to draw a football-field-sized vagina, but so far that seems like it may just be a phallus-y. Hopefully we don't...
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